I Went to a Garden Party.

My friend Patti had a birthday party in her garden.

Patti’s garden is quite lovely, so I brought my camera along and took photos.

Patti is one of those people, you know the type. Her garden is perfect. Her house is perfect. Her clothes are perfect. Her skin is perfect. Her hair is perfect. Her car is clean.

She serves the right wine with the right food. She cooks from scratch using only the freshest ingredients. She never gets food on her clothes. She never has spinach in her teeth.

She doesn’t sweat.

Did I mention she’s smart and witty?

It’s enough to make you yack right in your hydrangeas.

Her life is like the inside of Veranda magazine and she is on the cover.

I’m on the cover of Mental Health weekly.

Patti, we love you.

Comments

[patricia kelner]

I love the photo's of my garden and the comments from Chigiy - except she didn't tell the truth.... my car is ALWAYS dirty.
She's a great pal - and a really good writer!
Patti

[misti]

Wow, beautiful garden! I love it and am envious as well!